Addendum
February 9, 2009
Turns out that someone else read at least one of the two blog entries, because the esteemed Mike Westfall Fireball of Progressive Boink sent me this amazing and spontaneous Christmas gift:

Thanks Mike!!
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June 3, 2008
The company which employs me is called Manpower, but sadly it is not based on the tenets of dudes waxin’ other dudes’ righteous boners.
Gonna develop an aphrodisiac marketed to nerds called Raging Pwner. Or Bon0rz.
Like a balding pheonix
June 2, 2008
Hello everyone, this is my new blog. My old blog is located at http://sundownmotel.livejournal.com but this is better. Expect changes.